Nico Rosberg was seen throwing his shoulder or "shoulder-checking" Michael Schumacher in the Mercedes garage following Nico's dominant Q3 performance in Sepang. "Schumi is my bitch" and "...how ya' like me now punk?" Rosberg was overhead saying loudly throughout the entire garage. Schumi was not available for comment after the incident but his chief mechanic described Schumacher as "curled up in a corner (of the garage), holding his favorite teddy-bear and muttering to himself." This incident is just one more nail in Micheal's coffin at Mercedes as Nico Rosberg has made it his personal mission to "Crush him at any cost...mainly because I can't stand everyone fawning over him. And hey, I've got much better hair than he does." "Before I was paired with MS, everyone fawned over my youth and hair, now since I'm on 'Team Deutschland" no one seems to notice all the attention I put on my blond locks." Rosberg has been beating Michael in qualifying in all races thus far this season. He has also twice as many championship points as Michael. "I'm simply better looking than Michael and my blond hair curls out from under my helmet to make me like super-cute I think..." "Getting more attention on me will surely make my life better and I'm not going to let some retiree' with lame short hair take that away, even if he is a 7-time world champion." Rosberg was quoted. The whole rivalry has been reported to have started when Schumi and Rosberg showed up for a press event wearing the exact same outfit and similar grey scarves. Rosberg was said to have been "incensed" at "Michael trying to act all young and hot like me." He (Scumacher) was wearing the exact same outfit as me but totally messed it up with a lighter colored scarf. He clearly has no sense of fashion and therefore deserves to be crushed on track."
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